Saturday, December 31, 2005

A New Year Greeting from Mr. Grey

Hello, Turbot residents.

From the Grey Family compound to you, we extend our warmest wishes at the start of the New Year. "2006! It'll be a great one for Grey!" We expect this year to be one of our most profitable years ever. America & the World have really taken a shine to the Prepared Beef products that we sell. So, the projected profits for this year are through the roof.

Turbot Town-folk, you are hard workers! The best kind of hard workers! People who are 100% loyal and willing to work for a little less than the average worker because they know it's about the team & the company, not them.

I admire your willingness to enter into the two story aboveground building that we own. The ten stories that stretch underground and offer all sorts of additional facilities for manufacturing are almost a bonus. The way you people work down there makes an owner realize that sunlight is not as important as people believe. Fluorescent lights work just as well. And, they stay on all the time. Don't they?

Well, I could go on for hours. Turbot truly contains the hardest working group of people I've ever encountered. A ready work force willing to chip in!

This New Year will be the greatest! Thank you, Turbot!

With love,
the Grey Family

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

To any prospective buyers,

Please contact Mr. Grey through his lawyers regarding the sale of the Grey Prepared Beef Plant. As he stated, there is a ready work force willing to do whatever you need them to, above or below ground. We're positive that an agreement can be made that is benifical to all of us.

Sincerely,
David Ortmann, Esq.