Sunday, March 12, 2006

A Good Thing

Grey's may be closed. We may all be losing our jobs. We may all be losing our trailers. We may all end up at the bottom of Old Hagar's Swamp.


I can't think of anything. Feel free to leave messages with things we can be happy about.

Friday, March 10, 2006

It's Official...

...and it hurts!

Grey's Prepared Beef plant is officially closing down. All jobs are being outsourced to Guam or somewhere similar.

The entire town of Turbot (with a few exceptions) will be out of work on May 21st of this year.

Good luck to everyone!


M & A

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

One Tired Man...Still Swimming

If there's anything I love about Turbot, it's Old Hagar's Swamp.

I've been swimming in that for six days now. I'm covered in lichen, detritus and just general filth. I've been coughing a lot and my lungs are clogged with life. Beautiful life. But, I'm swimming again. People say I wasn't going to be swimming after my Ba**s went south in the Marinate. Bull stank!

I'm swimming! And, they're closing down and they're done! And, I'm swimming!

Anyone who wants to join me...please do so. I start at 6AM and go until I become so tired and phlegmy that I can swim no more. I can't wait to see you.

Monday, March 06, 2006

Recipe Time

Well, it looks like Grey's is shutting down. So, all of the unemployed in the area are going to need to eat light for a while...

I've got a recipe for you.

Take a box of tortilla shells, some cheese that you get in the mail and a can of Spaghettios.

Warm up the shells and cook the Spaghs. Make sure the Spaghs bubble lightly before you sprinkle in some shredded cheese. Then, take the shells out of the oven.

Crack the shells in half. Spread the Spagh & cheese mix on the shell half. Salsa, if available.


It is wonderful. And cheap. Sour cream is a nice touch. Taco meat can be used, if, once again, available.


Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Three Cheers For Me!

I'm Melvin!

It doesn't get better than me!