Thursday, September 29, 2005

Pray For David Burp!

Just a little Turbot News Flash!!! - From Cub Reporter Marlene Yurvis

Our Own David Burp, Prepared Beef Marketer, is taking his Jewelry Design Exam tomorrow. It starts at 9AM. We know that he's been getting A's in Placement, Polishing and putting that monocle glass thing in your eye and staring at gems. But, he has been having some trouble with Gem Identification and a few others. (The man can't tell an opal from an opposum.)

So, say a little prayer for Mr. Burp!! We wish him the best!

Results tomorrow!!!

(Along with the rest of My Fat Sheriff)

1 comment:

Turbot's Finest said...

Well, we got word back from David.

He came through with flying colors on polishing, placement and everything else except...

He got a low C in Gem Identification and he got an F in Shank Replacement. (Nail in the coffin there.)

Sorry, David. Beter luck next time.

- M & A