Thursday, January 26, 2006

Turbot Town Stories is Sponsored By...

PAPAL ENTERTAINMENT

Going strong for over a century!


We feature…

Hi-Quality Pope Visits & Karaoke Services

Stadium Receptions

Church & Corporate Gatherings

Restaurant Karaoke Also Available


Choose from these Packages for Your Get-Together:

The Crusader Package!

The Paradiso Package

The Eternal Karaoke Package
Featuring DJ Paul & his Transubstantiation Mix

Special This Month: You can hire a Martin Luther of your own Choice and dunk him in our Carnival Dunking Vat! Bring the Children for this one!

Also available…

Bonk a Buddha/ Pin The Tail on a Jew or Unwrap a Muslim


The Holy Trinity of Speakers, located in downtown Duluth, provides all of our Sound Systems

Call Vatican-8832 for more information on the packages. Ask about our sliding pay rate. (Your sins determine the cost!)

We can’t wait to hear from you!

“And, it was very good!”

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