The trio of nuns fought the creature valiantly

but it still ate Mildred.

"Fight valiantly! I shall return!" she yelled as she was munched down.

Lucine was a tough broad who would throw debris at the creature. Concurrently, Josephine spun and flipped around it, hair flying, looking for that weak spot.

Its screams were the aural equivalent of biting tin foil. Except the tin foil gets caught in your tooth and every time you bite down it's terrible but you're having a tough time picking it out.

(The editors of this blog would like to apologize. This entry was supposed to be "How To Hold a Cake Walk" by three of the Leading Ladies of Turbot. For some reason, it is now something about nuns fighting a monster.

Currently, we are accepting any submissions for our "Movie Sequel" series. The first volume "Horror After Party Beach" is out in January. "Killers in Space 2" follows in February. Does anyone have plans on a "The Last Slumber Party 2" or "Don't Go Back In The Woods"? Give us a ring.

See, right there. We think someone has our blog password and is breaking into our posts. For a blog about Turbot, we've had very little Turbot-related material over the past week or so.

Tranny Curious? God knows, we are! Here at Cohen, Stark & Avery, touching other people's

If anyone knows how to rectify this, please contact us at

Hunt, Ortmann, Blasco & Palfry!
We'll come to your house!
We'll beat up your dog!